Captain’s Log, May 20012.
Business Intelligence Based Trade
We’re passing Zig’s Nebula. Two more days and we will enter into Jota planetary trading system market, our old colonized market with 3,2% Steal-er. Our top rated business analytics from controlling estimated impact in first 3 trading months losses of 5,612M Galacsaars with approaching colony. We have new Tuga prototypes of replicators for launch before competition.
Our collective on ship is very proud for using all our KPI’s in calculation (41,227) in our business cases for upcoming trade fairs. Calculation release OracloBO Pentah 5134.7676.323 gel business intelligence structure.
We are on the plan with product releases, reorganizations, marketing expenses, innovation center creations and gathering of hyper produced data. It is all more then beneficial for our 0,0002 EVA impact in this trade.
2751 analytics are waiting for transfer to other challenges in other business units.
Nebula is gorgeous.
We are still searching for meaning of all our beneficial data.
What a divine century. Long live Corp corporation.
Captain (CEO) Kirk Gordo, branch of MBA ancestors, 8th year Black-belt Six Sigma, onceadirectorallwaysadirector level
Talking silently to adjutant,
“I’m just wondering how they connected all this intergallactic KPI’s together? Most likely they did not connect any KPI to Alfasolar Balance Sheet. Who cares… Corporation has enough money.”
“Why is churn of experts so big every week, what are our HR corporate injection strategists doing? Send urgent call to the board memebers – topic is urgent Wa-bank-reorganization of processes and tasks. We are still below corporate 1,3 producttoorganizationchange weekly unit ratio. Include our consultancy partners with their proposals for release of old reused Teta products with new replicators.”