Captain’s Log, May 20012. Business Intelligence Based Trade
We’re passing Zig’s Nebula. Two more days and we will enter into Jota planetary trading system market, our old colonized market with 3,2% Steal-er. Our top rated business analytics from controlling estimated impact in first 3 trading months losses of 5,612M Galacsaars with approaching colony. We have new Tuga
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Communication Monthy Python
Hired students trying to earn few bucks came one day to our company to help us with movement of office stuffs. They went through offices and moved tables, chairs, PC’s and etc. to vans.
In one empty office they found huge pile of paper binders in big wooden box. Since nobody was
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“If you just enjoy what you’re doing, it is very likely that you’re doing it wrong.”
“If you perform the impossible, the only consequence will be that the boss will add it to your usual duties.”
“If you go later from the job, nobody will notice. If you go early, you will meet boss
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“Bart, if we have $ 10,000 we would be millionaires. ‘(Homer Simpson) “The economy depends on economists as the weather depends on meteorologists’. (Jean-Paul Kauffmann) “Money is better than poverty, at least for financial reasons.” (Woody Allen) ‘Exchange the only place that people come in with Mercedes to be consulted by those who came by the tram. “(Warren Buffet)
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User: “Reports generated error. Please fix error.” IT: “But where is the error?” User: “It causes differences on several cost centers. Fix it.” IT: “But we can not find the mistake on named items.” User: “It is there and you have to fix it.”
And so on, and so on…
This is just
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Don’t Cast Pearls Before Swine
Don't Cast Pearls Before Swine
We give some wise advice but others in its arrogance wouldn’t listen. It’s like casting pearls before swine.
Can happen everywhere why not also in Business Intelligence Industry?
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How burnout syndrome looks in office…